We are reading this for book club. Who isn’t, right? This “mommy porn” novel is so seductive. So naughty. So incredibly…not something I can get into. And I’m bummed!
It’s not that I can’t enjoy really rough, dirty sex. In fact, I prefer it.
It’s not even that the writing is so juvenile and obnoxious that I can’t get into Fifty Shades. Despite the horrible writing, this story is actually a complete and total page turner (or page clicker, since I’m reading [...]
I got this book for my kids about dinosaurs in underpants from Scholastic. Underwear and giant reptiles are funny and when you’re potty training, everyone knows that undies are the ultimate prize. But I very quickly realized that just because someone publishes a children’s book, it doesn’t mean they know how to write. Or, more accurately, they don’t think the way I do.
Let me share an example with you:
Page 2 : “cavemen felt embarrassed in the nude.” Hold up there, author! I [...]